Trainers are weird.
People get really obsessed with them and spunk obscene amounts of cash on ugly foot cushions.
Do they even play sport in them? No. They just wear them to be ~part of the tribe~.
Take the obnoxious Yeezy crew, for example.
They’re so smug with their bouncy, cool kicks that they don’t get why other sneakerheads just want to crush their Kanye creations.
Sling a pair on Instagram and you’re bound to be in for a good few likes.
Sling a photo of you flattening a pair of Yeezys, however, and you’re probably going to go viral.
Yeezy Boosts are getting a preeeetty rough ride
From Balenciaga Speed fans
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From Nike heads
And even Van wearers
All good, innocent, expensive fun.